Sleazy Greetings Stickers

Sleazy Greetings creates funny, chaotic, emotionally unstable stickers inspired by internet humor, burnout, antisocial tendencies, aggressive self care, and pretending to be approachable while absolutely not wanting to talk to anyone.

Looking for Who: Not every opinion deserves to be heard — and this grumpy little cat is fully over the unsolicited commentary. Featuring peak unimpressed energy and a brutally honest message, this funny vinyl sticker is perfect for customers who are tired of random advice, unnecessary input, and people inserting themselves into situations nobody invited them into. Perfect for: • Hate unsolicited advice • Love sarcastic humor • Are chronically annoyed • Protect their peace aggressively • Have resting unimpressed face • Enjoy petty little stickers • Are emotionally unavailable for feedback • Believe silence is sometimes free Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, work desk, phone case, or emotional support item as a tiny warning sign for anyone thinking about offering their opinion.

Only You: A little aggressive? Maybe. A powerful personal boundary statement? Absolutely. This hilarious “Only You Can Go Fuck Yourself” vinyl sticker is perfect for customers who protect their peace, match energy, and aren’t afraid to remind people to stay in their lane. Featuring bold attitude with chaotic humor, this sticker delivers the message loud and clear: nobody gets to mess with you except you. Perfect for: • Love blunt sarcastic humor • Believe in protecting their peace • Enjoy unapologetic attitude stickers • Are tired of other people’s nonsense • Love chaotic internet-style humor • Want funny boundary-setting decals • Have “don’t test me” energy • Appreciate aggressive but hilarious comedy Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, toolbox, cooler, car, notebook, phone case, or anywhere that deserves a little warning label energy.

Live Laugh: Polite? Never heard of her. This funny vinyl sticker takes the classic “Live Laugh Love” energy and replaces it with the emotionally exhausted adult version: “Live Laugh Fuck Off.” Perfect for customers who are running low on patience, protecting their peace, and making it very clear that nonsense will not be tolerated today. Perfect for: • Are tired of everyone’s nonsense • Love sarcastic and blunt humor • Believe boundaries are self care • Have resting “leave me alone” face • Enjoy chaotic internet energy • Are fueled by caffeine and irritation • Want cute stickers with attitude • Prefer honesty over fake positivity Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, phone case, planner, work desk, emotional support tumbler, or anywhere you need a tiny decorative reminder to protect your peace.

This Meeting: Thirty minutes could’ve been an email. An hour-long Zoom call could’ve been silence. And honestly? This meeting could’ve been a fistfight. This hilarious funny vinyl sticker perfectly captures the exhausted rage of sitting through pointless workplace conversations while your soul slowly leaves your body. Perfect for: • Hate unnecessary meetings • Work in chaotic office environments • Survive on caffeine and sarcasm • Love workplace humor and memes • Are emotionally exhausted by corporate culture • Have “this could’ve been an email” energy • Want funny desk or laptop stickers • Enjoy aggressive but relatable humor Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, work desk, planner, tumbler, notebook, or anywhere that deserves a little anti-meeting rage.  

Sticker Details: • Approximately 3 inches on the longest side • Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use • Waterproof & weather-resistant • Easy peel backing